PEST Analysis

Please, Everyone, Stop Talking?
Pfft. Everything Sucks Today
Primarily Economic, Some Technological
Pirates Expropriate Stolen Treasure (winner)
Praise Evolution, Stop Theology!
Please Enter, Suck Tomatoes
Please Ensure Soft Tampons
People Eat Soft Tacos
Porous Edible Soft Tissue

SWOT Analysis

Sweet! Waldo's Over There!
[more to come, eventually]

Better Than Youssef Uldrums

Gerse: My Management TA's name is Vita Lobo
Gerse: She's the most important wind instrument in the Toronto Symphony Orchestra

.015 Winning Percentage

BenK Moon: We're tremendously awful.  Can we cheer for the Globetrotters?
Gerse: That's kinda traitorous - we already cheer for the MLSE Generals

Troutstanding

Yoshi: Assuming is just more efficinet
Yoshi: *efficient
Yoshi: Whoa..."Efficinet" could be some slang term for fast internet
Gerse: Yes, it could
Gerse: Wait, no.  Say it aloud
Yoshi: A fish net...lol
Gerse: Yeah, they've teamed up with Mackerelmedia Shockwave Player

Minimum CHA Required: 60

Should-be weapon in RPGs: Spear Of Influence


Edit: The +15 poison damage version: Spear Of Influenza

Cinco De Mayo

John McDonald

Makes glove, not WAR.

Superfluous J's Are For The Dutch, Anyway

I think it would be fitting if all Muslims making pilgrimage to Mecca were required to have a connecting flight through Hannover Airport.

Abbottabad

The initial reviews of his one man show sans-Costello were generally poor.

Presidential Overdrive

If Michele Bachmann wins the Republican Presidential nomination and doesn't pick Mike Turner to be her Veep, she deserves precisely 0 votes in the general election.

Someone Make This Book Idea A Reality

My Coxswain In The Wind

A touching story of weather, overcoming adversity, and sea men




[Dear Jenny Lewis: Sucks to your parallel structure]

Don't Click The Ads

Help keep my number of AdSense bans at 1

Seriously.

A Suppository Of Bruisings

...is what the Blue Jays' bullpen received last night :(

Liveblogging My MIS Class!

• Since its our last lecture, shes planning to make it chort
• have a trophy!
• Today's learning objectives: plentiful and unimportant
• Choosing an IT system takes time
• There are many excellent softwares and applications on the market
• IT "ar-kee-teh-hure" is helping the organization to accomplish it's mission
• Part of the stratee-yic plan is how to fusiliate the organization growth
• I have now broken my record for most notes taken in this class

Quick Quip

Gerse (to Gigglypuff): Every single time I visit your site I get ads for Zoosk
Gerse: I guess the algorithm figures that made up words should go together