Better Than Youssef Uldrums

Gerse: My Management TA's name is Vita Lobo
Gerse: She's the most important wind instrument in the Toronto Symphony Orchestra

.015 Winning Percentage

BenK Moon: We're tremendously awful.  Can we cheer for the Globetrotters?
Gerse: That's kinda traitorous - we already cheer for the MLSE Generals

John McDonald

Makes glove, not WAR.

Superfluous J's Are For The Dutch, Anyway

I think it would be fitting if all Muslims making pilgrimage to Mecca were required to have a connecting flight through Hannover Airport.

Presidential Overdrive

If Michele Bachmann wins the Republican Presidential nomination and doesn't pick Mike Turner to be her Veep, she deserves precisely 0 votes in the general election.

Someone Make This Book Idea A Reality

My Coxswain In The Wind

A touching story of weather, overcoming adversity, and sea men




[Dear Jenny Lewis: Sucks to your parallel structure]

A Suppository Of Bruisings

...is what the Blue Jays' bullpen received last night :(

Webcomic Idea

Title: Ohm Y God
Premise: A humorous look at the tensions between the scientific and religious crowds, that will make puns of Spanish words (in English) whenever possible.
Main characters: Georg Simon Ohm and some representation of god, of course


I wish I could draw well enough to make this a reality.  I honestly think it would be excellent.

Apparently My Accounting Prof Likes Curling

In a review session today, she made reference to "bonspiels" as an example of a non-recurring cost.  Now, I'm a bigger curling fan than anyone who lives in a big city should be, and I only heard of this word a couple of weeks ago.  Furthermore, to the best of my knowledge, the word has not been uttered in any curling broadcast on a major Canadian network in the last ~15 years, or, for that matter, used anywhere but on the internet.

She did confuse the big women's tournament with the Tournament Of Roses, but still, bonspiel!