Better Than Youssef Uldrums

Gerse: My Management TA's name is Vita Lobo
Gerse: She's the most important wind instrument in the Toronto Symphony Orchestra

.015 Winning Percentage

BenK Moon: We're tremendously awful.  Can we cheer for the Globetrotters?
Gerse: That's kinda traitorous - we already cheer for the MLSE Generals

Troutstanding

Yoshi: Assuming is just more efficinet
Yoshi: *efficient
Yoshi: Whoa..."Efficinet" could be some slang term for fast internet
Gerse: Yes, it could
Gerse: Wait, no.  Say it aloud
Yoshi: A fish net...lol
Gerse: Yeah, they've teamed up with Mackerelmedia Shockwave Player

Minimum CHA Required: 60

Should-be weapon in RPGs: Spear Of Influence


Edit: The +15 poison damage version: Spear Of Influenza

Cinco De Mayo

John McDonald

Makes glove, not WAR.

Superfluous J's Are For The Dutch, Anyway

I think it would be fitting if all Muslims making pilgrimage to Mecca were required to have a connecting flight through Hannover Airport.

Abbottabad

The initial reviews of his one man show sans-Costello were generally poor.

Presidential Overdrive

If Michele Bachmann wins the Republican Presidential nomination and doesn't pick Mike Turner to be her Veep, she deserves precisely 0 votes in the general election.

Someone Make This Book Idea A Reality

My Coxswain In The Wind

A touching story of weather, overcoming adversity, and sea men




[Dear Jenny Lewis: Sucks to your parallel structure]

Don't Click The Ads

Help keep my number of AdSense bans at 1

Seriously.

A Suppository Of Bruisings

...is what the Blue Jays' bullpen received last night :(

Liveblogging My MIS Class!

• Since its our last lecture, shes planning to make it chort
• have a trophy!
• Today's learning objectives: plentiful and unimportant
• Choosing an IT system takes time
• There are many excellent softwares and applications on the market
• IT "ar-kee-teh-hure" is helping the organization to accomplish it's mission
• Part of the stratee-yic plan is how to fusiliate the organization growth
• I have now broken my record for most notes taken in this class

Quick Quip

Gerse (to Gigglypuff): Every single time I visit your site I get ads for Zoosk
Gerse: I guess the algorithm figures that made up words should go together

Webcomic Idea

Title: Ohm Y God
Premise: A humorous look at the tensions between the scientific and religious crowds, that will make puns of Spanish words (in English) whenever possible.
Main characters: Georg Simon Ohm and some representation of god, of course


I wish I could draw well enough to make this a reality.  I honestly think it would be excellent.